--A blonde was driving down the road at 75 MPH when a cop pulled her over.  When asked for her
liscence she replied, "what's a lisence?".  The officer repplied, "It's that thing with your picture on it".  The blonde then produced the lisence.  The officer then went back to the squad car and radioed in.  He said, " I have this hot blonde that I pulled over but she didn't even know what a drivers liscence was.  What should I do?"  They radioed back to him, " Take off your pants and walk up to the car."  "Are you sure?"  he asked
"Yes, just do it" he said.  So the officer took off his pants and walked up to her car.  She then sighed "not another breathalizer test!"

--Two bolndes are down by the river.  The first yells across to the other "How do you get to the other side?"  The other replies, "You are on the other side!"

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